2nd Person – yardie

  1. Taxpayers wonder whether the amount spent on students makes a difference. Based on what parents with children who go to more expensive schools say, yes, it does.
  2. Different types of injuries occur in sports. Would objections arise if it were known that surgery performed before injury could strengthen an athlete?
  3. When a body is consumed by a drug, the individual goes to any lengths to get the drug, disregarding the consequences associated with it.
  4. Inviting Syrians causes more problems than it does in solving them.
  5. Does the idea of not actually having money on hand seem trivial?
  6. That little green piece of paper in a pocket holds no actual value beyond the cost of production, yet people work their whole lives to acquire more of those little green pieces of paper, only to deposit them in a bank.
  7. Remember, the next time a bank statement is read or a dollar bill is examined, that it represents a made-up value someone decided to set it as. Without it, the world would probably be relying on trading goods like livestock and produce.
  8. A dollar is understood to be only worth what it can buy someone.
  9. Being able to acquire money without physically holding it is similar to the concept of stone currency, as physical possession of Bitcoins is unnecessary for ownership.
  10. The American Dream often depends on financial stability, which requires acquiring these pieces of paper. Upon deeper thought, it becomes evident that life revolves around receiving money and basing existence on it.
  11. Money is an interesting concept where pursuits of it span a lifetime. The goal from the beginning of schooling is to become a part of the process of acquiring enough money to make life more fun and acceptable.
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1 Response to 2nd Person – yardie

  1. davidbdale's avatar davidbdale says:

    Very clever, yardie. Your technique depends on almost completely eliminating pronouns (and people!). It works very well.

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